It's My Dick
N it's now or neva
I aint gonna WANK 4eva
I dun wanna~b a virgin all my life
Cuz itz my dik
My balls r like n open archway
My dick iz obstructing itz wae~
N itz Ma DicK!
[ copied n pasted frm msn convo. 2.00 am =) ]
ahh. mi arms r tired. hehx. typin real slowly now man. had conference wid meng melx n yve til bout 5.45a.m yest. or rather tis morn? yup. hahah. wuz damn funny la. stil got pillowfight over da fone. hehx. hc called bout 8sth todae. aftr hung up i wen back slp again. hahha. so wuz late to meet her. hahah. but tt TOOT dumbo. din even check if her hw source ginny wuz goin fer clz gatherin. in da end she din go. so we went dere fer no reason. bleah! onli got 5 of us summore. hahhaha. went sentosa. kayak! hahha funny. i jus kept laughin. so hc hadta paddle most of da time. yays! let her train up muscles. hahah. den she went to capsize herself n got all wet. n had to purposely capsize mi oso! grrr. tt dumbo toot. wuz playin catchin wid sher oso lor. wenever we turn da kayak she oso turn hers. tt dumbo gurl. but very funny. hehx!dropped by ginny's hse aftr tt. cuz of toot beaver. hmmph. hahha den went to suntec. cuz of toot beaver AGAIN. hahah. but i tink its damn funny la. =] ate at fish n co. funny funny. cudnt stop laffin fer no reason. hehx! hc sent mi hum! lalalala. yays. am burnt now. face so brite red! hehx. yays later conference again. wheee!
lalalala. tmr got klas outin. eh meetin at 10. how to wake up?! todae i woke up at lyk 3 plus lor. so tmr how?! erbx. nid mani mani alarm clocks again! hehx off to find a jellyfish pix now. oh n i wan a big bathtub! i dun wan potty. eeyer =]
hehx n tumbly turtle dese r fer ya! so cute lor. hahhah funny! cant stop laffing!
hahha bubbly beaver! tis pix fer ya! look! ur up on mi blog! hahahha da pic reali very cute leh. =] found out dere used to b a cartoon called the angry beavers or sth liddat. hahah
eeyer. not used to new blogger. weird weird one. hahha. watched charlie's angels todae. so cute lor. hahha. n dumbo meng n melx gotta halfway thru da movie cum n kachiao mi n copy da way i wuz sittin. dumbos. hahha. sneaked calx into da movie too. hahah. oh yah beaver wad were ya doin in da movie?! hehx. n beaver scared of heights. so funny lor. =) hahha wen to heeren to play arcade. lalala. yays den dragged beaver n turtle(cock?! =]) to walk back to ccc. toot shi sprayed da silver hairspray on mi lor. in front summore. she tot wuz deodorant. blur toot. back to town. fareast kfc. den got da Z, A n B crap lor. bleah. took mrt hum. hahha hc took back wid mi! yays. todae so funny. lalala. n im jumpin jellyfish! sounds so jellyish! =) n now not tired. tink gonna stay up late again. hehx gonna kachiao beaver to stay up too! hahah
*tick tock tick tock*
been too lazy to blog. kk firstly muz reali sae a BIG BIG thankew to everybody fer all da smses n prez n everything k! luv ya all =)
lets c. mon wuz my bdae. wheee!
eh noo! im now 1 yr older again. geddin old =( hehehx
trg in da morn. den collected da seventeen hamper. cool stuff man. except fer sum totally disgustin bikini. damn flowery. hahah
hit town. ks n sherms tricked mi kz! so malu-ating. hehx but thanks aniwae!
lunch at yoshi. bowling! did quite well i guess? yup yup.
den hc n shi came. wid da cake. heheh n they sprayed whip cream on mi okie! eeew!
bot drinks at taka. n i treated em all to ice cream kz. =]
down to heeren. took neoprints. hahahha i lyk da burfdae one! cuz every1 wuz inside. yays.
ate at marche. took pic of meng drooling. yucks. hahah.
hc n shi sent mi hum! yays. den i cooked noodles fer em too. wuz nice. i hope? =D
so yup. thanks ya all again! -hcshimelxyvecalxvalsherylmenged- =)!